For informational purposes only...put the torches down.
Too many children have gone missing recently. Many more have been found dead. Several were murdered by known sex offenders who were neighbors or friends of the family. Obviously there is something to be said about keeping a close eye on your acquaintances and single moms really shouldn't be bringing around psychopathic men when nights get lonely. So please don't view the following information as a list of potential suitors. Instead, it's a list of creeps who are legally required to make their presence known. Click here to enter your zip code ONLY and the website will let you know which sex offender shares that zip code. Unless, of course, you live in Iowa, Nebraska, New Jersey, South Dakota, Utah, Vermont, West Virginia, or Wisconsin; then you're screwed.
Sleep safe tonight, peeps!
posted by kate @ 4:09 PM
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4 Comments:
Man, nobody wants to touch this one...sex offender jokes out of vogue? Well I say, GOOD FOR YOU KT. It's about time someone spoke up for the children. And so on. There are 83 registered sex offenders in my zip code, by the way..two are women.
Well, commit those women's names to memory because if they get one look at that pasty white skin...i mean, northern-boy glow...you will be their dessert. Nightly.
F searchin' by zip codes, there's one in my house! But in his defense, I do look good when I clench my cheeks.
What is going on. Why am I listed in zip code 86303 when everyone knows I reside in zip code 86301.
I enjoy people pointing me out when I walk down the street, so, please get it straight.
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