And I Feel Fine

For the first time EVER, I agree with evangelicals who live in garages with tinfoil on their heads. End days are near, folks. Forget hurricanes, earthquakes, and bird flu - here’s the real proof:

- Rush Limbaugh making sense.

- White Sox in the World Series.

- Neocons touting the conservation line.

- Lifelong best friend is becoming more like me. BACKGROUND: For twenty-three years, Becky and I have been polar opposites – she’s blonde and perky; I’m…not. Yet as we get older, something strange is happening. First she grows intolerant of stupidity and is heard muttering "the masses are asses". Then she converts to Judaism. Before long, she marries someone smart and funny. Last week, she became a brunette. (Cue up the Psycho score.)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- Last, but not least, I had a dream last night I was intimate with Usher.

‘Nuff said.