Starvin' Like Marvin
Good news: I don't have leukemia or lupus. Bad news: now everyone will stop giving me what I want because comments like, " I might not be here next year" won't work.
Oh well. Listen closely to sighs of relief from friends, family, and a few folks who are avoiding me for fear I'll request an embarrassing last wish. (Now you can start emailing me and returning my calls again.)
Yes, I'll live to abuse another day, I suppose. Regular ITP never sounded so good. Please pass the Everything Bagels. I'm hungry.
posted by kate @ 7:00 PM
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Everything bagels can give you gonorrhea. I'm not kidding.
Glad to hear that you don't have leukemia or lupis. I don't want to congratulate you on having "Regular ITP" though.
I am curious to know, is there any therapy in which ITP patients recieve platelets to improve low count levels? Or is such a notion futile?
Judge Judy: Is that what your boyfriend told you? :-)
J. MacDonald: The only therapy is a dose of steroids if the numbers get too low. I'm not that bad and hopefully won't ever be - don't think the Ahnold look is me.
Kate,
I tried to "talk to you" by sending an email and much to my chagrin the email was returned because "The following addresses had permanent fatal errors." Or my favorite, "unknown or illegal alias."
Thanks for the heads up. I fixed it and it should be working now. Talk away! :-)
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