There Goes The Neighborhood

I am a new contributor to most-popular/too-cool Sticks of Fire. Tommy likes me; he really likes me. He’s got quite a following – I hope I’m up fer the challenge.

I’m going to be ladylike. I promise. No cursing or fighting with the other kids. Still. I can’t help but wonder how long until I get kicked out for attracting secret service attention. I don’t believe Tommy wants his own FBI file. And does he really want my pinko-commie fans? Although really, you never can have too many pinko-commie fans. Right? Of course, right.

Here’s to the beginning of a beautiful friendship.