"This place gives me an ass ache."

“My bone marrow biopsy is over and I’m going back to work,” I said.

“You’re nuts,” Husband said. “Did it hurt?”

“I've had bikini waxes that hurt more.”

The peeps at St. Joseph’s Hospital were wonderful. I filled out another survey and, again, asked for one improvement: open bar. (My stock answer.) So, if you pay a visit to St. Joe’s in the near future and enjoy a cold beverage while undergoing chemo, you know who to thank.