Baby Got Clean Back
Okay, I’m not one to judge. Well, maybe just a little. However, this soon-to-be recipient of plastic surgery can’t help wondering how far is too far when perfecting ourselves.
According to my brother, this trend is sweeping Los Angeles. And you know what they say…as California goes, so goes the nation.
posted by kate @ 5:49 AM
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11 Comments:
Double-U, Tee, Eff???????
Looks like I got outta LA just in the nick of time.
BTW, just read yesterday's - it was hysterical. I remember that date with mutt and Jeff. Remember CHS alum Sherri M. cashiered our money, only to spread the good word that WE had to pay our dates' way. Well, at least I have a Daddy.
oh my god, like, it's the best
Sharon - I do remember Sherri. We knew she'd go right back to Ryan, didn't we? BTW - did you ever hear about what happened to Dennis - my date that night? Go here and type in his name: http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/
The details are sordid and awful and even worse when you hear about them on the news over breakfast with a husband who smiles and says, "You dated some winners!"
Yes, I'm so proud...
Probst had this done like six or seven times when we were in LA, we couldn't keep him away from it. Common scene:
Mike: Where's Chris?
Me: I don't know, he wasn't here when I woke up.
(DOOR SWINGS OPEN)
Chris: Oh wow! I feel great!
Mike: Jesus, again with the anal bleaching?
Chris: OH YEAH, check this lily-white out!
Ron: Oh my.
Chelsie: That's disgusting. I'm going to work.
uhm...
What? I did try to look at the site but wasn't sure how to find his info. Let me know. What was his last name again? And whatever happened to Ryan and the whack pack? Remember Halloween when we showed up with masks on?
Click on inquiries online and then arrest inquiry. Wow. This is so embarrassing. Anyhoo - his last name is Gallagher. Can I please tell you - he was so cute once upon a time? Becky even dated him! (That's my disclaimer - the only guy who ever liked us both.)
Apparently he was drinking with a depressed girl and she was complaining about her life. Dennis handed her a gun and said either kill yourself or quit complaining about it. So she shot herself in the head. Can you imagine? He was charged with her death but acquitted. We went to school with her, too, but I can't remember her name. So sad! I'm sure Dennis is haunted by it, but Jesus - who does that to a depressed person? Besides Republicans...
Ryan is a scuba-diving police officer (make the appropriate jokes now) and gives speeches at high schools. Yes, I've seen him. Don't ask. (I'm shaking my head with eyes closed.)
The only one from that crew I've spoken to is Tony - he sent me an email a while back: Not interested in your left-wing stuff. Stay out of touch.
Not a bit surprised.
I don't know where to start on this one. See what happens once you dump them, the never bounce back. Not to make light of the situation. What kind of person brings a gun along on a date? Speaking of which, Matt once called me after Ryan appeared on the news. Finally, all that thespian work paid off. Ms. Nall would be proud indeed. Apparently he caught some elusive cat burlger. Matt sent me the clip. I understand your head shake. Does he scuba dive with floaties? I wonder if he married a Jew and has his kids enrolled in Hillel.
Last I heard, he had an on-again off-again relationship with Michelle somethingorother...she played that bubbly cheerleader in that high-school production "Grease" (heard of it?) and was a bubbly cheerleader in school as well...not sure if they ever made it legal.
Ahh, this is what I moved home for - to keep track of our past. Someone has to do it, I suppose.
Damn, girl. You should have founded Classmates.com Except your angle would be like this: people would pay you to find long lost friends/lovers and you'd tell them "I ran into this deadbeat dud. Trust me. You want to stay out of touch. Would you like to become a Gold member?"
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