Me and My Crystal Ball
Predictions for 2006:
--I lose my mind. For sure this time.
--Indianapolis Colts win the Super Bowl and Peyton Manning takes off his shirt in celebration.
--My children talk so much they literally run out of breath.
--Jim Davis wins the election in November. I sing the National Anthem at Davis’ Victory Party and several partygoers sue for unspecified damages.
--A horrible person is found guilty for the last time.
--Grieving family members of deceased miners in West Virginia realize maybe a union and mining regulations aren’t so bad.
--George Bush continues to ignore our Constitution, Bill of Rights, and common decency.
--Bill O’Reilly strokes out on national television. (Fingers crossed!)
--That hottie Samberg from “Lazy Sunday” replaces Jon Stewart in several nocturnal dream sequences. Double true!
--I realize a 45-minute commute to once again work with warm and wonderful professionals is not that long a drive after all.
Feel free to add your own or bask in my brilliance. Whichever you'd prefer.
8 Comments:
You lived in Boston and you're a Peyton Manning fan? What's up with that?!? The Patriots will retain their title as Super Bowl champions.
Truth be told, I'm hope the Bucs get there first. If they don't, then I hope the Pats do it. I'm just predicting it will go to the Colts. The only plus is if Peyton takes off his shirt to celebrate. I try to find joy in the little things.
I'd love to see Jim Davis win! That would do it for me.
Awwweee! You give me a warm fuzzy feeling right down in my tummy. Or maybe it was the school lunch I ate. :)
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
I cannot get enough of that video! Even my kids know all the words.
I'm very disappointed in your prediction of the Colts. Next thing you'll be rooting for the Yankees.
Now I'm so sad. I am not rooting for the Colts. I swear. I'm just thinking they will win - not saying they should, though.
Jeez, that Yankees comment...way to make a sister feel low...;-)
Post a Comment
<< Home