Thursday, January 05, 2006

Me and My Crystal Ball

Predictions for 2006:

--I lose my mind. For sure this time.

--Indianapolis Colts win the Super Bowl and Peyton Manning takes off his shirt in celebration.

--My children talk so much they literally run out of breath.

--Jim Davis wins the election in November. I sing the National Anthem at Davis’ Victory Party and several partygoers sue for unspecified damages.

--A horrible person is found guilty for the last time.

--Grieving family members of deceased miners in West Virginia realize maybe a union and mining regulations aren’t so bad.

--George Bush continues to ignore our Constitution, Bill of Rights, and common decency.

--Bill O’Reilly strokes out on national television. (Fingers crossed!)

--That hottie Samberg from “Lazy Sunday” replaces Jon Stewart in several nocturnal dream sequences. Double true!

--I realize a 45-minute commute to once again work with warm and wonderful professionals is not that long a drive after all.

Feel free to add your own or bask in my brilliance. Whichever you'd prefer.

8 Comments:

At 1/05/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You lived in Boston and you're a Peyton Manning fan? What's up with that?!? The Patriots will retain their title as Super Bowl champions.

 
At 1/05/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth be told, I'm hope the Bucs get there first. If they don't, then I hope the Pats do it. I'm just predicting it will go to the Colts. The only plus is if Peyton takes off his shirt to celebrate. I try to find joy in the little things.

 
At 1/05/2006, Blogger Van said...

I'd love to see Jim Davis win! That would do it for me.

 
At 1/05/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awwweee! You give me a warm fuzzy feeling right down in my tummy. Or maybe it was the school lunch I ate. :)

 
At 1/05/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

 
At 1/05/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cannot get enough of that video! Even my kids know all the words.

 
At 1/06/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very disappointed in your prediction of the Colts. Next thing you'll be rooting for the Yankees.

 
At 1/06/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I'm so sad. I am not rooting for the Colts. I swear. I'm just thinking they will win - not saying they should, though.

Jeez, that Yankees comment...way to make a sister feel low...;-)

 

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