The Mommy Edition

I hardly ever answer these emails, but Addison is a good guy, so I'll play along. Besides - I was up late with a sick child and therefore not quite right in the head. Forgive me.

Four jobs I've had in my life:
1) Unlicensed Physician. Proudest moment – creating a near-toxic cocktail of prune juice, figs, and raisins to cure my children’s constipation. Patent Pending.
2) Private Investigator: I can find missing socks and underwear in any dryer, couch, or laundry basket – try me.
3) Once I sold grilled cheese sandwiches at Dead Shows for five bucks a pop. (The secret was replacing Velveeta with Havarti. I outsold all the other hippie-chicks.)
4) LuLu the Love Machine: I was drunk and needed a ride home. JUST KIDDING. I wasn’t drunk.

Four movies I could watch over and over:
1) My friend’s arrest tape from ten years ago that has him drunk and belligerent inside a Boston police station. Never gets old.
2) Home movies
3) Paris Hilton’s video to remind myself there’s at least one thing I can do better than a debutante.
4) That one where the good guy gets put in a real bad spot but then gets out of it and life lessons are learned by all.

Four places I've lived:
1) Boston
2) Wesley Chapel
3) Heaven
4) Hell
Oh, wait, that’s only two…

Four TV shows I love to watch:
Only one: When Children Eat Chocolate and Refuse to Sleep: The Complete Box Set

Four places I've been on vacation:
Summed up in one word: Paradise (but I’ve never been to me)

Four websites I visit daily:
1) Out in Left Field
2) Sticks of Fire
3) all of your sites
4) Peer Review – strictly for the porn

Four of my favorite foods:
Anything I can digest quickly between homework, tubby, and bedtime stories. Oh, and sometimes I eat my words. Does that count?

Four places I'd rather be right now:
In bed. Sleeping. Smiling. With you.