Best News I've Heard All Year
No, not this - although pretty damn close.
This morning at 8am, Jury Duty is on!
I will try my best to look non-judgmental and bored. Oh and to uphold the law and sh*t. Should be a shoo-in. Sometimes jurors get sequestered for months inside a decent hotel with work-out facilities and room service...
Fingers crossed this gig lasts until May and I come out of it with a new boyfriend and six-figure book deal. A girl's gotta dream.
posted by kate @ 5:58 AM
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LOL, the first and ONLY time I was called for jury duty was my fourth semester of college. They asked if I was a student and I said yes....then they asked my major....I said political science and they threw me out.
Ha! That's probably because they don't want too many educated jurors. Right? If today is any indication, that trend continues. Personally, I found it hard to believe none of the people around me were never convicted of any felonies. "Come on," I almost said out loud. "Not one?"
Sadly enough, I was sent home early with a "Thank you very much." Back to work tomorrow. *sigh*
Ah, nothing like a little truth, justice and the American way! What better way to gain fame and notoriety than to write about someone elses tragedy.
Good luck!
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