Quotes I'm Currently Digging

"People plan. And God laughs."

"You know, we used to think we were secure because of oceans and previous diplomacy. But we realized on September the 11th, 2001, that killers could destroy innocent life. And I'm never going to forget it. And I'm never going to forget the vow I made to the American people that we will do everything in our power to protect our people. Part of that meant to make sure that we didn't allow people to provide safe haven to an enemy. And that's why I went into Iraq."

"If this were your idea, Colorado Springs would already be home. Two words, Kate: control issues."

"When you don't eat, your body starts to feed off its reserves. Therefore, if you skip enough meals, your body will eventually eat your ass."

"So the lesson here is, if you're a teacher - don't get half-naked and pose on a bike. That sh*t will come back to haunt you."

"I feel uglier than I've ever felt...well, that's not exactly true. 1985 was a very bad year."

"I’m a Democrat because we believe that power starts with the people. We build from the ground level up, we don’t trickle down, we don’t start at the top."