Hot for Teacher
After busting ass all day getting kids to shut up and sit down, tutoring or coaching all night so the ex gets her child support, then drinking yourself to sleep after Jon Stewart - you probably wake up wondering: When the hell am I gonna get laid?
Don't beat yourself up. You're only human, boo!
Today is your lucky day. Find that hottie with a hair bun at Teacher Love Line - online dating service for teachers created by teachers. (They're not looking for horn dogs, so that counts you out, Sunshine.)
Tell single teachers not to lose hope! Yes they are stuck in thankless jobs making less than welfare mothers, but at the very least they can now find like-minded drinking buddies. Hey, Mr. Language Arts, take that first step toward Miss Romance Languages. Won't it be nice to find someone else out there who appreciates your take on Chaucer?
If ten of you join for two months, Teacher Love Line will send me fifty bucks. So get on it! Momma needs a new pair of dry erase markers.
posted by kate @ 6:30 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Horn Dog! Who is the one hiring naked help? That was a cheap shot!!!!
You know I meant horn dog in the best way possible. ;-)
First, as of right now, there is ONE male member and ONE female member, not very encouraging. Second, I'll mail you some dry erase markers, just don't make me think of my high school teachers gettin jiggy.
If you only knew what goes on in our teachers' lounges.
All kinds of jiggy behavior.
You are so funny. Thanks for the smile...
I almost wish I was a real teacher instead of someone who is related to and also just admires them!
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