Packin' the Power Tools
"Where's the f*cking money, Lebowski?"
My house goes up for sale this week. Overall, our humble abode is in good shape. Just a few areas need touch-ups and since Colorado Husband is back and forth, I'm looking for that elusive creature about whom fantasies, bad porn and Lifetime movies are made.
The Handyman.
Researching the perfect person to welcome into my home, tinker about, and leave me satisfied - I found this guy.
Apparently, Naked Dan comes to call in the nude and works for about $130 a hour. What a bargain! Or is it? I don't know. I can't get past the strategically placed tool belt. Homeboy is famous, knows how to work a screwdriver, and claims to be above average.
Sent him job descriptions and anticipating a response. Will keep you posted. Taking pictures costs extra, so you're just going to have to settle for my well-worded descriptions.
Unless, of course, you have nails that need to be hammered. Then you can call Dan yourself.
posted by kate @ 8:00 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Good luck on your move. You know, a rug can really tie a room together.
Fun to come across your post .. I gather you're headed to Colo Springs?
We just announced our big move, packin' up the Zephyrhills homestead and heading to Denver ...
I REALLY need to stop humming John Denver songs ...
Okay, so put two more checks in the plus column. One - a fellow Jew who isn't afraid to admit he lives out west. Two - a writer who knows how to pose with a cow.
Of course, you're both in Denver, which is 45 minutes away from The Springs. Still. Gives me hope.
Check out that show, DOG the bounty hunter on USA, (I THINK)...your handymand guy looks like him, in my opinion. Scary.
You're right! He does.
I'll let you know how scary he is...nudists are usually quite calm and peaceful.
Can't wait to find out. ;-)
Kate's hiring a bounty hunter to tinker on her house...sweet...
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