What else would you like to know?
I enjoy watching James Lipton work his magic In the Actor's Studio. At the end of every interview, he asks his guests the following questions. Settle a bet and send me your answers or post them in comments. I get a kick out of you people and will publish the most entertaining responses. Here are mine:
What is your favorite word?
"Yes."
What is your least favorite word?
"No."
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
"Sincere kindness and flattery. Knowledge of political/historical events. An easy laugh or smile. Deep eyes. And a tight ass."
What turns you off?
"Cruelty. Deliberate or otherwise." (DISCLAIMER: Not perfect, I have been guilty of this several times. In fact, some would call my entire website, and writing in general, deliberately cruel.)
What is your favorite curse word?
"Suck. Used properly, it's the best one."
What sound or noise do you love?
"A belly laugh from my boys."
What sound or noise do you hate?
"Rowdy students yelling at the same time."
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
"Mercenary."
What profession would you not like to do?
"The guy who says, 'Thank you, Mr. President' every day to Dubya."
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your secret's safe with me."
posted by kate @ 6:03 AM
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If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Who do you want to haunt?"
What is your favorite word?
"Frak"
What is your least favorite word?
"Synergy" (Really any businesspeak will do)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Freedom to do whatever I want to do whenever I want to do it.
What turns you off?
Incompetence and poor grammar (and I'm one to talk).
What is your favorite curse word?
"Frak"
What sound or noise do you love?
"My little girl's giggle."
What sound or noise do you hate?
"That squeaking sound old, poorly maintained cars make."
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
"Chef" (I'm a terrible cook though...)
What profession would you not like to do?
"Anything involving 'poo'."
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I'm glad you made it."
you're still here?
What the heck is a frak? I must know.
In both the old and new Battlestar Galactica series, Frak is a curse word substituted for another popular curse word.
So basically, they can go around tossing F-Bombs and the censors let it go by. Motherfrakker, go frak yourself, etc.
Hours of entertainment...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_expletives#F
frakkin stupid if you ask me.
I am always looking for new and amusing ways to curse around students without actually cursing.
You rock.
1-incredible
2-nautious, because it's not a word
3-good books, solid moral foundation, intimacy with words, sincere compliments
4-mean people, ignorant people, closed minded people
5-mother f***er
6-birds in trees in springtime, or the ocean waves
7-sirens
8-missionary, or something with travel while helping people
9-social worker
10-You did alright!
What is your favorite word?
Don't have one.
What is your least favorite word?
infrastructure
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
creatively: a great idea, Spiritually: a miraculous event, like my son surviving a bloodclot to the brain, emotionally: knowing I am loved.
What turns you off?
Closed minded, racist, homophobes
What is your favorite curse word?
the original "F" word.
What sound or noise do you love?
My son's voice saying "Hi Mom"
What sound or noise do you hate?
A baby crying.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
a doctor
What profession would you not like to do?
tarring a roof.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your hammock awaits you."
What is your favorite word?
"Sex?"
What is your least favorite word?
"Bush"
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
"Jazz"
What turns you off?
"Stephen Spielberg"
What is your favorite curse word?
"Mother puss-bucket!"
What sound or noise do you love?
"The frogette sighing when we spoon"
What sound or noise do you hate?
"Cheney opening his pie-hole"
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
"Reptile"
What profession would you not like to do?
"H&R Block tax functionary"
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"And all this time you thought I didn't exist."
Kvatch - I know quite a few people who will be surprised to meet a higher being. I don't think he/she will hold that against you. :-)
Some of my favorite answers (received by email)include:
"What would you like to hear God say..."
- You're in. Naps anytime!
- Your husband can come with you. (now that's love)
- Surprise!
"What turns you off?"
- small fingers on men
- ugly toes
"Favorite word"
- shenanigans
"What sound or word do you hate?"
- chewing a banana
"If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say..."
-Happy Hunting Grounds are to your left, enjoy.
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