Boo-Boo Tummy Part II

I'm going under the knife tomorrow and must rest on my laurels for a few more days after that. What will I do? Perhaps sign petitions, read Sweet and Low and watch The Big Lebowski until my insides fall out again.

I have Almost Famous and Fiddler on the Roof if I get really bored. Gotta do something to keep myself out of trouble.

The hospital wants a copy of my living will and advanced directives. Luckily I'm a control freak and wrote it all up years ago - I think I even have a copy of my eulogy somewhere. Still, the hospital wants it for a simple hernia repair? So not a good sign.

Am I allowed tequila the night before surgery? Drink enough and maybe they won't even have to put me out.

Can't wait. Really.