God Bless Estee Lauder

I love this card for many reasons. First of all, my oldest made it himself. That counts for a lot. He gave me a big, pink belly and yet I still look fetching. Quite an artist. Neither of us has feet and I don't even have arms or hands, yet we are so happy.

Favorite part: My mother is pretty when she...

- smiles?
- watches the Red Sox kick some ass?
- wakes up in the morning?
- gazes at me with love in her eyes?
- contemplates a Democrat taking back the White House?

No: My mother is pretty when she...puts make-up on.




If I answered this for my own mother:

My mother loves me because - I am a delight.
I love my mother because - I can't afford to pay her what she's worth and my love is the least I could do.
My mother cooks the best - Eggplant Parmesan, hands down.
My mother is pretty when she - laughs, which is practically all the time.
My mother and I have fun - when we are together, which is practically all the time.
If I could give my mother something special just from me it would be - grandchildren to love, an assache, complete and utter joy.

Check, check, and check.