Dirty Words
Have I been without my man too long or are some passages in children's books inappropriate? Check it.
"Today I'm confused, my life's getting hairy.
Sam says he's my boyfriend but he also likes Mary."
- Today I Feel Silly
"'It's getting late,' Oswald said to Weenie."
-A Little Nap
"I think I can - I think I can - I think I can."
- The Little Engine That Could
"I never knew it could grow so big."
- Jack and the Beanstalk
"Our emperor is naked."
-The Emperor's New Clothes
"But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose
And goose juice, not moose juice is juice for a goose.
So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of mooses's
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of goose's,
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams."
Dr. Suess's Sleep Book
Okay, that's hot. See if you can find any on your own and bedtime stories will never be the same.
posted by kate @ 7:30 AM
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5 Comments:
I feel really icky now.
"See here...I can get five on top. Can you? I am so good I will not stop!"
"Red Ned Ted and Ed in Bed."
"...this wiggle is for marshmallow..."
"It's time for the cowboy to come inside and get ready for bed..."
"Flip Flop was very pleased with himself as he climbed in."
We'll eat you up we love you so! (Maurice Sendak's Where The Wild Things Are, but after seeing the exhibit at the Tampa Museum of Art I'm sure it's much darker than it sounds.)
*laughing*
thanks, i just (about an hour ago) got royally dumped (on the phone, no less) by the beau of 2 years (who i'm sure i'm better off without but it hurts at the moment) and i REALLY needed to smile...
*HUGS*
and thanx
Kleo, honey, like my momma always said, it ain't nuttin that a few minutes of screamin and cryin in the ladie's room can't handle.
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