Republican Behavior

Over at C's site, he wrote: There's nothing more Republican than cutting taxes. Is he kidding? Those neocons don't know from humor. Come on, we can do better than that.

There's nothing more Republican than..

--having the same facial expressions at funerals and parties.
--muttering "Let's bomb those sons of b*tches" on the way to church.
--dancing all night long to Hootie and the Blowfish.
--answering: "What's your favorite color?" with: "Tiger. That guy can swing."