Why Doesn't Anyone Want Me?
I'm serious. My owners are leaving two weeks from today whether a new owner or renter is secured or not. I have such a warm and welcoming vibe - despite Internet rumors to the contrary - it's hard for me to go on feeling so rejected. Be honest. Is it my thighs? Do dazzling displays of color induce flashbacks...
or make you jones for a hit?
Too many latrines to clean?
Does the size of my equipment make you nervous?
What do I have to do to make you love me? I mean, come on. If these particular walls could talk...
Wait a minute! What if I told you some stories? I'll even name names. What do you say? Oh, right. This is a family show. See?
I'll even remove all traces that a liberal lived here.
You want to go outside? Okay, but pay no attention to the scenery behind our backyard fence. It doesn't concern you!
Damn. Lost another one.
posted by kate @ 7:45 AM
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7 Comments:
Cakes! LOVE the pics. The colors are awesome. I totally didn't expect this from ya ;)
Throw some dirt over that mess in the back yard. WTF? Is that a landfill? Throw a tarp over it.
Your house rocks.
You took some nice pics, Kate. Sux about the construction. It will happen, it just may take some time. Hang in....xoxo
Thanks Sha. They're building a car dealership to the right - great timing, huh? I wish I could show you the education my children receive while playing baseball in our yard. Loads of men grabbing themselves and catcalling as I retrieve wayward balls on the "other" side of the fence.
"Hey, cha cha! I've got extra balls for you to play with - come show Pepe some love."
My kids, all confused - "Is he a friend of yours Mommy?"
Looks like someone had some caffeine before they visited the Ralph Lauren color palette display at Lowe's.
The colors look great if you inhale first. Come on...don't be afraid of the non-eggshell world. I'll even throw in that Bobby Orr photo and a couple of kids. Work with me.
Kate-it's not the house, it's the market. Rent it out, wait for people who are just selling because they think they can cash out to get real and decide they need to stay put, then everything will be fine.
How much for the Franken books? (Just kidding -- already own them.)
Lovely pics. Looks like a lovely home. Market is bad everywhere... and getting worse, I think. But people who pay with Euros will think your top dollar is cheap.
So here is a suggestion -- seriously. Try Ebay-dot-Europe or whatever it's called. What the heck... If a grilled cheese sandwich can be sold to stupid Americans for $28,000 maybe your colorfest house can attract a million from some chilly Brit or Continental type!
You can thank Dubya later for ruining the dollar.
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