Warning: Not for Sensitive or Kindhearted People

(This is also not recommended for those with no sense of humor.)

Husband says I'm to blame for our previously broken-down minivan and stolen electronic equipment.

"What the hell did I do?" I asked.

"You laughed at this shirt," he said.

"You're right," I said, rather sheepishly.

"Then you couldn't breathe after this one."

So, Instant Karma, on behalf of my innocent children and sorta innocent husband (he showed me the site after all) - I want to apologize. My name is Catherine and I'm an awful person.

Now please go bother Bush or someone who really deserves it.