King of the Classroom

I got a new class today. Seventh period. This crew is self-contained so I have to haul ass from one side of the school to get to their room because these students can't come to me. They cannot roam the halls with mainstream kids.

Why? Technically they are SED - Severely Emotionally Disturbed. Several teachers cringe when I mention these students; however, I don't mind learning them a thing or two. I know. Teacher of the year.

Today, one of my students said,

"Ms. Robinson, can I listen to my MP3 player?"

I looked at him, forgot where I was for a moment and said,

"Are you insane?"

Yes. That's what I said. Cause I'm smart like that.