Fresh - For You
This makes me want to move right into Phyllis Busansky's district so I can vote for her myself.
Oh, right. My house isn't selling.
Anyway, from Phyllis' campaign (emphasis added by me):
Dear Homeowner,If I didn't have a classroom of kids eager to roll their eyes and pass notes when I turn my back - I'd be there. Enjoy!
This Thursday the President of the United States is coming to Tampa to
campaign against me. He is charging people $1,000 for lunch and $2,100 to get a
photo with him and my opponent Gus Bilirakis.
I am fairly certain that Gus will not be asking President Bush to help
solve our homeowner insurance crisis. And I am fairly certain there will be no
discussion about our rates doubling and tripling while insurance companies are
posting record profits. In fact, I am fairly certain the insurance lobbyists
will be doling out plenty of $2,100 checks to support Gus!
So I am going to do something about it! If your homeowner insurance
rates went up by $1,000 or more, I'd like to buy you lunch – and we can discuss ways we will fight back!
And if your rates went up by $2,100 or more, you get lunch and a
photo with me! Please join me Thursday, September 21st at 1:30 PM at La
Teresita restaurant, 3246 W. Columbus Dr., Tampa (located a few blocks southeast
of Raymond James Stadium).
Please RSVP to mailto:ebarson@busanskyforcongress. or (813) 435-5103. Seating is limited because, as you know, many homeowners have suffered rate increases in excess of $1,000 thanks to state lawmakers like Gus Bilirakis.
Thank you so much,
Phyllis Busansky
4 Comments:
Bravo Phyllis!
(Preparing for Kate to "fall down dead")
Now you must get over here and administer CPR.
(your fault after all)
this is so brilliant. LOVE IT!
I might have used "I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller" if I had wrote this post...
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