All I Really Want is Girls

Last week, I donated a picture of my breasts to science. Some reactions:

Sister: If I showed my husband, he'd say either 'Yeesh' or 'I married the
wrong sister'.

David: Are they really yours?

Big Guy: How much did those cost?

Anonymous Hater: I'm still not voting for Jim Davis.

Alex: Now I'm voting for Jim Davis.

Jeff: I had no idea breasts could be sarcastic. How wrong I was.

Jenn: How do you stand up straight?

Addison: Nice rack.

Sandy: Nice t*ts.

Sloan: Unsubscribe.

Best response came from one of my favorite political pundits who shall remain nameless: ...spectacular; to go along with your intellectual wit and ability to turn a phrase. I will up the amount of my sponsorship to next week's "Making Strides" walk as a direct result of your efforts.

Oh my, I should flash you all more often.