Sometimes Hard-Boiled, Sometimes Runny

My brother and sister-in-law are in town and wanted to take the boys to a movie.

"Keep them as long as you like," I said before leaving skid marks out of the driveway. "So long, suckers!"

Nightmare Before Christmas was great, kids had a ball, my brother and I are still on speaking terms. Seems they all made the movie in time for previews. (I am always late. Haven't seen a preview in years.) One stood out above all the rest.

Watch and then ponder it: If you were a six year-old boy, which line would you laugh hardest over? Which line would make such an impression you'd feel the need to repeat it often, like every five minutes, the rest of the weekend? Over and over and over again? Until mommy needed heavy sedation?

One guess. Make it a good one.