Cause You Know You Eat Shellfish

First whatshisname goes from Boston to the Yankees and now this. Scratch another hottie off my stalker-like "to do" list.

Everyone has that famous list of freebies, celebrity-types we're allowed to do because of their universal sex appeal and winning smiles. We indulge in a fling and wife/partner/husband won't divorce or leave permanently. The list is filled with people so untouchable it's a safe agreement for any spouse to make.

"Sure, honey, if Tom Cruise offers you a roll in the hay, take it. No regrets."

Here is my list:

1) Chris Cornell
2) Jack Black
3) Dave Andreychuk
4) Jim Kelly
5) Tim Russert
6) Fareed Zakaria
7) Bradley Whitford
8) Adam Yauch
9) Jamie Rubin
10) ***vacancy***

See, the oh-so-coveted number ten spot used to belong to Jeff Houck until I caught a load of this shocker. I ignored the whole meatloaf thing and tried to look past Sonic concoctions; however, fake cheese on a cracker (complete with rejected-Miami Vice music) is too much. No judgments, still friends. I'm just going to have to look for a new #10.

Any suggestions? Howard Troxler is kind of hot.

I just hope I never see Fareed Zakaria mack on a ham sandwich. Or he's out on his ass as well.