I've Been in Your Bathroom Often

I'm all about humor that packs a punch. Caught Borat this weekend and laughed uproariously at just about every scene. Why are people so up in arms? Of course, I looked over at my mother several times and wondered what possessed me to drag her along.

Damn near a nun, she's the last of the ladies, and doesn't quite get testicles-on-moustache hijinks. Nonetheless, she was a trooper and squeaked out at least one giggle before choking a little on her own vomit.

Recently, a *former* funny man pushed the limits of good taste by attacking a few hecklers in the crowd. One of my oldest friends dabbled in the comedic arts and used to have fun with such clowns.

Comic: Where'd you come from tonight?
Heckler: We just got back from f*cking your mother!
Comic: Oh yeah? How long did it take to dig her up?

The good old days.

Yeah. Kramer isn't so funny anymore.

However, this take on his career-killing move is worth a laugh or two. Trust me. As you can clearly tell, I know from funny.