I'm in a Rhyme Zone; A Different Time Zone
Colorado Springs is experiencing a blizzard and sub-zero temps. Not sure which by-product of cold weather I'm enjoying more:
- hot chocolate-burned tongues
- dry skin
- trucks plowing snow outside bedroom window before Matt Lauer makes waking up an enjoyable proposition
- frozen snot
- spending half an hour bundling up children who stay outside ten minutes
- constantly erect nipples (big fan!)
- hat hair + static cling = frightened dinner party
- vaseline's many uses
- asking about grocery delivery services and getting awkward silence in response ("That's how they did it in Boston. You mean we have to drive in this weather?")
posted by kate @ 4:30 PM
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5 Comments:
And you want to move there why?
Ummm...hello...I mentioned the nipples, right?
Well, the children problem is easy. The next time they go out, just lock the door. I mean, it works with cats
You're not, John - my mom lives in New Mexico where most of the roads leading out of her town are closed because of snow. All I could think of was, "Wanna trade?"
I'd honestly settle for, gee, I don't know, 50s?!
Seriously - John - I give you a month with weather like that & you'll be begging to be back in Tampa! That's what I'm thinking back here in Iowa. More like "WHAT AM I THINKING?!". Kate - be glad you have snow. Here's it's just COLD. :( Stay warm!
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