Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bland New House for Sale!

New superstar realtor (third time's a charm) put his sign up in our front yard.

Cousin Jimmy sent St. Joseph and gave permission to bury him in our back yard.

Went from this -




to this -



...putting the asssss in alabaster.

We even lowered our price.

Haters, channel that energy into positive thoughts that our house will sell sometime soon.

Then I'm Colorado's problem. Promise.

6 Comments:

At 2/11/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more tooty frooty chair and pillows?

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its amazing how many realtors out there have no gall to really tell the seller everything they really should do to make their house look bigger, better, and sell faster.

House looks much better, it should have a better shot at selling now.

My wife and I sold our home in Michigan in feb 2005, with snow on the ground, and very few people looking, in 3 weeks. We had a 'superstar' realtor. It was worth it.

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, just b/c i am somewhat conservative, does not make me a "hater". I dont hate you, or barely any liberals for that matter. I just respectfully disagree most of the time.

And dont worry, as you are leaving, my mother in law will probably be arriving in FL, and she is probably more liberal than you. The govt has been paying her to do nothing for over 25 years, and the reason she gets those govt handouts every month is 100% due to her own thousands of mistakes, and pure laziness.

During that time, she spent only 18 months in the work force during that time. So she clearly loves democrats. She thinks my wife and I have gone over to the dark side. :)

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does spending only 18 months in the work force translate into "so she clearly loves democrats?" Just curious...not all democrats are lazy. Just like not all republicans want to control women.

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She clearly loves democrats b/c they are the ones that repeatedly propose for new government handout programs.

So, people who dont want to work or take responsibility for anything in their lives, and want govt checks for doing nothing.... love democrats.

 
At 2/13/2007, Blogger Vox Populi said...

Whoa, Rich that's some deep thinking. Let me go home and get my waders.

No offense, but I'm not sure your minlaw will be quite the able replacement for kate but why am i wasting my precious time on this?

Here's my quick response:

ROFLMFAO!!

 

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