Don't Remember Asking What You Thought

Last week I received an email from Co-worker Acquaintance, expressing concern over the picture on my blog. Homeboy thought I might get into trouble because OH MY GOD my leg is showing. And a bit of bra.

I thanked him for his concern. Seriously. Love the love.

He wrote back: "I hope you're not angry. That was the hardest email I've had to write. Since you write about politics and have criticized the superintendent in the pages of The Tampa Tribune, you need to be careful."

"I appreciate your concern," I said, "and I'll seriously think about it."

Next day, I related the story to Co-Worker Close Friend.

"I've been meaning to tell you something," she said. "The other day, a teacher approached me and said that *several* teachers here at Superior High School are upset about your picture. They think it reflects badly on Superior High in general and wanted to give me a heads up in case the complaint goes down the pike."

I sat there, stunned.

"Goes down the pike?" I said. "That sounds like a threat."

"I know," she said.

"Are these concerned teachers going to report me?"

"Look," Co-Worker Close Friend said, "I think they need to mind their own business. However, I told you weeks ago that picture of you in a silk robe could lead to trouble."

"It's cotton," I said. "I don't wear silk."

"Anyway," she continued, "I'll support you no matter what. I just thought you should know what's being said."

I don't mind if someone expresses concern. Co-Worker Close Friend and Co-Worker Acquaintance are excellent examples. Several loved ones wish I'd either hide behind a book or not post a picture at all due to massive amounts of hate mail I receive. Crazies and all.

I listen. Contemplate. In the end, though, I post my smiling mug to show I stand behind what I believe. Lends just a tad of credibility. Wouldn't be as effective if I posted anonymously. Plus, how could I tell my students and, more importantly, my own children to get up, stand up, if I hid behind an alias? It's important to practice what I preach. And let the chips fall where they may.

I have never advocated anything immoral or illegal. I could take a camera to school and photograph several teachers who wear less than I do without a single repercussion.

And to hell with anyone who thinks my picture reflects badly on Superior High. There are several pictures on the Hillsborough County Sheriff's website that show mug shots of current teachers who have been arrested for drunk driving, drug possession, and domestic battery. Last time I checked, a little leg never hurt anyone.

Besides, what I write and do reflects on me alone. No one else. And I happen to think it reflects nicely.

I'll change my picture when I'm damn good and ready. Not a moment before. Put that in your pipe.

And suck it.