Monday, February 12, 2007

Make Your Voices Heard

One of these days, I will change my picture. I always do. And this time I'm letting you decide the pose, clothing options, background, props, etc.

I am nothing if not the voice of the people.

Ideas are already pouring in:

- Joel thinks I should lose the robe, make copies of offensive emails and place them in strategic places, keeping the wine and ice cream in place of course.

- Someone suggested showing my leg, only this time as an homage to The Graduate. Who would like to play Dustin Hoffman?

- Bobby says let my Irish out to play.

- Emily implores "pull a Jennifer Aniston."

- Several concerned readers suggest a different t-shirt each week while practicing one of my favorite yoga poses. Slogans include:

If you don't like my peaches, why do you shake my tree?

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Support Our Troops - Bring Them Home Now

I'm just like you, only I'm interesting and my life isn't devoid of meaning.

Hold on to my freedom.

- More than a few want me wearing this hot little number. Eating an apple? Playing with a ruler?

Keep the ideas coming as I mull like sweet spices. Decisions, decisions.

8 Comments:

At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I have to scroll half way down your page to see the wine and ice cream due to all the haters? What ever you decide in the end it is your blog.

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps more conservative clothing?

 
At 2/12/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont understand why anyone cares what picture you put on your own private site on the internet. Its your choice, and your freedom, to do that.

Unless of course you add nudity, then it may have to become a restricted site, to 18 and older.

 
At 2/12/2007, Blogger cheswickthecat said...

you have the "qualifications" to show off, so if you want to show them off, by all means please do so. That's my vote.

 
At 2/13/2007, Blogger Vox Populi said...

Something backless. Dipping down like .... nobody's business. The lack of bra would certainly stop the complaints about the bit of bra. The over the shoulder look (stern or whatever) is up to you. Back to the ruler/apple decision.

You're funny. Keep teaching kids, we need more people like you and less people like the others. Kids need to see real life.

 
At 2/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could post the pic of your boobs that you posted on that breast cancer fundraising site.

Oooh! Or one of those big white t-shirts with the life-size picture of a tan woman in a tiny bikini.

Or cover yourself in some of that Jewish vegetarian food we keep hearing about.

Personally I found your "vegetarians taste better" t-shirt more shocking that any others.

Can't wait to see what you come up with!

 
At 2/14/2007, Blogger Vox Populi said...

oh my god, the above person is a truly astute or is that hirsute thinker !!!

 
At 2/16/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about wearing this t-shirt?

http://feministing.com/shopfeministing.html

 

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