Tubby Time Troubles

Lavender is used in children's bath products because the oil is soothing and encourages kids to quiet down before bedtime.

However, unless Junior likes eyeliner and ABBA records, you might want to consider this: apparently lavender makes boys' boobies grow.

Relax. If you stop now, the growing glands will shrink within a few months.

I wonder if this works with teenage girls? Couldn't hurt. Besides, a lavender bath sounds better than those awful exercises and "We Must Increase Our Bust" chants from the old days. Although....exercises did work, baby.

Yes they did.