Friday, February 09, 2007

We've Come a Long Way, Baby

Rules for Teachers in 1915

1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.

2. You are not to keep company with men.

3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless attending a school function.

4. You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.

5. You may not travel beyond city limits unless you have the permission of the chairman of the board.

6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.

7. You may not smoke cigarettes.

8. You may not dress in bright colors.

9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.

10. You must wear at least two petticoats.

11. Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches
above the ankle.

Feel free to add your own, assbags.

Oh, and kiss my petticoats.

12 Comments:

At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a classy lady you must be..."assbag"...some teacher. Wish I knew what school you taught in. And we ALL know what you do at night when hubby is away. By the way, it's either assHOLE or GASbag...but all three fit your profile.

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Damsel! I think you need to get laid.

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

turn these frowns upside down!

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yee Haw! I was waiting for this one!!!!!!!

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm not an assbag, but i've got some ideas:

you will not drink alcohol

you will not use profanity

you will not criticise the superintendent

or suffer the wrath of hell

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good God we have entered the dark ages...quick...pass the rum

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

we're with Robinson on this one.

 
At 2/09/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do not criticise the superintendent...or suffer the wrath of hell"

There's your first clue.

 
At 2/09/2007, Blogger Sunny said...

Did the male teachers have to wear two petticoats?

 
At 2/10/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I eat petticoats...







junction.

 
At 2/11/2007, Blogger L said...

wow, I had no idea that there are so many seriously disturbed people out there -- you've done absolutely nothing wrong.

 
At 2/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Already BEEN "laid"...what do you think her HUBBY has been doing away from home! :-)

 

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