Get Busy Livin'
Funny story.
I thought because I ate right and exercised that this whole cosmetic surgery thing would keep me down one, maybe two weeks. Tough cookie and all. I know, I know - Dr. Berger repaired stomach muscles torn apart by two active fetuses. So what? I've done 200 sit-ups before! Besides, I have had other surgeries, ya know. Tumors removed, veins stripped, children born and a hernia repaired. Piece of cake! Right? Of course, right.
Actually, not so much.
I've been a mess for the better part of two weeks. Finally able to walk upright, my tummy still feels tight. The only sensation I can compare it to is a sunburn. Tight and tender. That's me. Wounds are still disgusting. Tegaderms make everything itchy. And I'm freaked about the whole "no bra" rule. For six weeks, my girls will be free - doctor's orders. They feel so...exposed. What can I say? A nineteen year habit of strapping them in is kinda hard to break.
None of this is hot.
Gonna fight the urge to stay in bed and cry because I figure the best way to get back in the swing of things is to get back in the swing of things. Work. Mothering. Activist-ing.
So here I come. Eyes up here, boys.
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Eyes up here, boys.
You do realize that high school boys are among the horniest of the male specie? You might have to dress like a nun just to keep their eyes off your "girls." At least avoid any tight-fitting tops and/or colder-than-average rooms.
Then again, think about having a contest. How many times can you catch people ogling your new tatas.
First of all, high school boys don't read my site. Thank Gawd. Secondly, I do believe Marines, high school coaches, and fire fighters rank higher than any other subgroup in the "male species". Third, I will layer so well and so often that no one will notice a thing.
Guaranteed.
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