I Ain't Got Nothin For You Man

I've:

• watched every single movie trailer on the web. Don't kid yourselves, there are A LOT of movie trailers out there. And I've seen them all.
• googled myself. Not as much fun as it sounds.
• noticed every flaw in the house, family, and myself. Devised plans to perfect them. Wait and see.
• lost the will the live.
• gotten to the point where even I hate Rachael Ray.
• grown sick of YouTube. Any idea how many clips you have to watch to get to that point? 726.
• talked to every friend and family member at least 18 times and now no one is returning my calls. Except Becky. She's waiting to go into labor and maybe a 3 hour conversation with me about sexually frustrated teachers will do the trick. We make a great pair.

This made me laugh, though. Then I said "Ow" and cried. Enjoy.