Saturday, March 31, 2007

Spoke Too Soon

Allergic reactions to pollen suck. Especially when said reactions come in the form of rashes on otherwise lovely legs. Thank God for Benadryl.

Then I get a wicked bad headache and sore throat thing going on. Turns out I am suffering from strep throat.

Cause why not?

Is Jeff right - would bacon make it better? Or do Beth and my brother have the right idea - eat a chicken sandwich?

All I know is, f*ck:
  • eating right.
  • exercising.
  • meditation.
  • the power of attraction.
  • crystals and herbs.
  • positive visualization.
  • subliminal healing tapes.
  • gargling with salt water.

"My house is selling, my house is sold."

"I am healing. I am healed."

What a load of sh*t. Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood. Whichever you'd prefer.

3 Comments:

At 3/31/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Rodney Dangerfield said it best (paraphrasing a bit):

"If I eat right, and take excellent care of myself for the rest of my life... I'll get very sick and die."

 
At 3/31/2007, Blogger Chase Squires said...

Bah, nothing can be so wrong that going for a good, long run can't cure it! Running is the key!!

 
At 3/31/2007, Blogger Johnny Fonts said...

Moving is the key... Going through the motions despite the pain.,

Which leads me to Kate's post from later in the day: DANCE, BABY! DANCE... even if it kills.

 

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