Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Scary, Scarier, Scariest

If you were looking for a home, which neighborhood oddity would frighten you most?

This.



That.



Or the other thing.

8 Comments:

At 6/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't worry about the mega-church - most of the congregation is probably in and out of there so fast to grab a good table at Red Lobster, they won't bother you much.

I'm not sure if you're supposed to stand still or walk in zig-zags or climb a tree or whatever-the-hell when you see a bear; the point is I'm sure none of those techniques would be effective on a member of Focus on the Family.

 
At 6/13/2007, Blogger QuakerJono said...

Who told "Focus On The Family" that font was okay? I DEMAND NAMES!

I'd probably be most afraid of the bear, because you can always ignore people. An angry, pissed off bear doesn't just judge you, however, and they are exceedingly hard to ignore.

 
At 6/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Far be it for me to tell you people where to live, but I'd rather live near the bears. I think the technique is to not make eye contact and back away slowly. Kind of like if you see those focus on the family church people...same difference.

 
At 6/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bear can be reasoned with...
The others can't.
Good luck!

 
At 6/13/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People, in Colorado, I can't stress this enough ... conflict resolution is dealt best with when when we "yose cide vose" ...

it works.

That, and trail running.

--chase

 
At 6/13/2007, Blogger Unknown said...

None. People with religious convictions are the backbone of the country and part of what makes this country great. Bears are more scared of you than you are of them. You got it made in the shade.

 
At 6/14/2007, Blogger kate said...

Come on, rw, there's a difference between people with sane religious convictions and the loo-loos in this part of the world running the above two orgs.

 
At 6/14/2007, Blogger Unknown said...

I'm confident that what you and I consider to be "loo-loos" are quite different.

 

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