"That thing could put an eye out."
My kids are asking lots of questions about body parts lately.
You may think this has something to do with their age and curious nature. Or perhaps my previous incarnation as a nudist-colony-frequenting-hippie-chick is in their genes.
Not so much.
I'm blaming my best friend.
Every time we turn around she's breastfeeding her daughter.
Plus there's all the suggestive art.
"Check out her butt!"
"Look, Mommy. She's pretty."
"Mommy, I have a question...
what's that about?"
Good Lord.
posted by kate @ 11:02 AM
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4 Comments:
Hysterical. Just hysterical.
Geez, Katie, the pics of the body parts are real art, but who is that broad in the cowboy hat and boots? Talk about pretending to be someone you're not. Show me the horse, and then I'll be a believer.
I would be remiss if I didn't share this story about Dumbo:
Son #1: "Daddy, what is that on the elephant?"
Me: "That's the elephant's penis, son."
Son #2 "But mommy said, 'Oh that's nothing' and ran away, embarassed
Me: "Sons, I've spoiled that woman."
Band name: Dumbo Wood.
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