Kids Say The Darndest Things
Student comes into class, sees magazine, chuckles and says,
"Figures."
"What?" Teacher asks.
"Check out Barack Obama. How typical that they put the black guy's face on the body with the biggest d*ck."
"Ryan!" Teacher says, shocked. "That's awful and nothing you should say in school. I don't want to hear anything like that again. Do you understand me?"
"Yeah, jeez, I'm sorry! I didn't mean anything by it. Gosh..."
Student takes a seat. Teacher looks away. Disgusted.
How inappropriate.
How rude.
How racist.
Teacher looks at the cover again.
How true.
Oh my.
2 Comments:
This reminds me of a story from when I was a sophomore in High School but it wasn't a teacher/student conversation but a student/student conversation.
My friend Joe brings a dirt bike magazine to Geometry class and he's showing off dirt-bike gear to our mutual friend Jill, myself and our third group member, David. At one point, Jill decides to make a joke about a cute model and circles hsi crotch where an obvious bulk is showing up...
"You're getting excited about the cup this guy is wearing," I remark.
Anarchy ensues. ;)
Excuse me, I believe the PC reference is weiner.
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