Wednesday, September 19, 2007

What's the deadliest item in a grocery store?

How 'bout:

- Bag of oreos. Maybe two.

- Extra large kumquat. And some Boone's Farm. Cause I have an idea.

- The cashier's breath.

Wrong!

It's your bag, baby.

Somewhere in the northern Pacific floats a non-biodegradable petrochemical blob that's twice the size of Texas.

Way gross. So listen to this and bring your own bag next time.

And squeeze a kumquat for me.

3 Comments:

At 9/19/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good idea. I'm surprised when I look around in the check out line and I see that I am the ONLY one with reusable bags. Ok, sometimes I forget them. BUT, even reusing the grocery bags helps a little. How about telling the grocery store employees that you don't have to put one or two items in each bag. AT LEAST fill 'em up, people.

 
At 9/19/2007, Blogger Johnny Fonts said...

I tend to recycle my bags... Not re-use them as-so-much just make sure to bring them back and stick them in the recycle bins. Though I could just ask for paper instead, right?

 
At 9/19/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paper is almost as bad, because of the trees, of course, and for the chemicals used to make them. Better alltogether to get reusable bags. At Safeway and at Whole Foods, they give you five cents for each bag you reuse, I think it is up to five bags. Hey, it's 25 cents. Better than nothing.

 

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