Yom Kippur Giggles

Just to clarify, I don't apologize if:

a) you asked for it.
b) you deserved it.
c) I'm not sorry.

Otherwise, we're good.

Here is some high holy day humor to keep the minds off the rumbling tummies.

"I hate spunk!"

"Now you know what Mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for Daddy."

"I would never do that on the high holy days!"