Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"What - in the name of all that is sweet and holy -

is this doing in my refrigerator?"


"Oh, that's a gift from our neighbor across the street."

Great.

A *Christmas* gift, I'm sure.

6 Comments:

At 12/12/2007, Blogger superdave524 said...

Well, Elk aren't exactly the same as reindeer...

 
At 12/13/2007, Blogger Angie said...

Elk is actually really good for you--very naturally lean. In fact, you may find you need to add a little fat when you're cooking with it. Elk is also typically has a stronger "game" flavor than deer, or the like, so you will probably want to cook this in something with some other strong flavors.

 
At 12/13/2007, Blogger Unknown said...

Elk burger in paradise. Medium rare with mustard is nice.

 
At 12/13/2007, Blogger kate said...

Elk may taste as good as pumpkin pie, Angie, but when a vegetarian opens up her fridge and sees a slab of dead animal - she almost shits herself.

Is all I'm sayin'.

 
At 12/13/2007, Blogger QuakerJono said...

Jesus, I shouldn't have had that third martini because this made me think of Elk, which made me think of Moose and wonder, "Are elk and moose the same thing?" which made me think of Northern Exposure which made me think of how much I liked Rob Morrow until I saw him on some talk show and he was a vacuous snob without socks who referred to the band leader as "that guy over there" but he got his come-uppance because no one hired him after Northern Exposure and finally he got lucky and landed on Numbers but it might have been more appropriate to shoot him instead and then Kate might have found a slab of frozen Rob Morrow meat in her freezer and if you think a vegetarian has a bad reaction to ground Elk, then I can't imagine what would happen if confronted with ground actor.

TRY THE PRIEST!

 
At 12/16/2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quakerjono, I love you!

 

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