Fun Conversations with Family Members - Ongoing

…via email. Edited for time constraints and humor. Or lack thereof. You decide.

To: Catherine
From: Blood Relative
Subject: Your comments
Nana wasn't a registered nurse. She was an LPN, totally different. Just so you know.
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To: Brainy Relative
From: Catherine
Subject: Whatever
My point was that she worked a job while feeding and caring for six kids. I don't care if the job was cleaning shit out of a toilet. She still worked.
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To: Piss Ass
From: Patient and All-Knowing Kind One
Subject: Your Crab Ass
Why was your response pissy? I was just trying to help out.
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To: Always Right
From: Always Wrong
Subject: Cry About It
Sometimes, as the writer, it's frustrating when, example, I write something long and (prob insufferable) about John Edwards being the best president for this country and we shouldn't care that his brown hair costs $400 to cut and I list all these reasons why he rocks and would benefit the planet and someone says, "Umm. He has blonde hair not brown." Argh.
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To: Suffering for Your Art
From: Your Favorite Critic
Subject: Get Over Yourself
I just don't like inaccuracies. Who cares about haircuts?
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To: Perfection On Earth
From: Evil Doer
Subject: Blah Blah Blah is All I Hear
A piece on John Edwards where someone comments about menutia like his hair color is the same to me as a piece about obesity in this country where someone comments about menutia like Nana's nursing license. Bring it up in an effort toward clarity, but neither is really the point.
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To: Dumbass
From: Smartass
Subject: FYI
You spelled *minutia* wrong.