Let's Get All the Dick We Deserve

Four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, angioplasty, an implanted defibrillator, an emergency procedure for an irregular heart beat.

Dick Cheney's medical needs? No problem.

For millions of Americans, this medical history would be a prognosis for calamity. Un-payable medical bills. Canceled insurance – if you’re fortunate enough to already be covered.

But not for this patient. He's King Dick. And, like members of Congress and the President, he has a guarantee – all the coverage he needs, when he needs it, from the provider of his choice.

A government-financed healthcare system with few restrictions or prohibitive costs.

Isn’t that what we all deserve? Let the Presidential candidates and members of Congress know – we all deserve CheneyCare, guaranteed healthcare for all.