Oh, To Vacation in Belgrade
"What do you mean Pol Pot's room is taken?"
"I'm so sorry, Ms. Robinson. But we have a lovely Hitler Hideaway for half the price."
"What kind of amenities you offering?"
"Will Smith's movies on twenty-four hour cable and all the Warsteiner you can drink."
(long pause)
"Plus free porn."
"I'm in."
h/t Michelle
posted by kate @ 8:00 PM
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10 Comments:
one burning question:
what are the lampshades made of?
The Walterboro Police Department has an officer named Paul Potts. No one thought it was funny.
Me: The officer who worked this case is Paul Potts? His parents must've been sick.
Person I'm talking to: ...
Me: You know, leader of the Khmer Rouge?
PITT: Not ringing any bells.
Me: The Killing Fields?
PITT: Didn't see it.
Me: Really a lot of people were killed.
PITT: Seems like I saw sumpin' in a magazine. You say his name was also Paul Potts?
Me: Never mind.
I sense another joke thread here:
The George W. Bush Room: Our best intelligence says it's there, but no one can find it.
The Jimmy Carter Room: Once you check in, you can't get out except through the Ronald Reagan Room.
The Napoleon Room: Its closets keep trying to expand into The Alexander I Room next door.
The Bill Clinton Room: Not a shade of blue to be found and ultraviolet lights are strictly prohibited.
The Ronald Reagan Room: Once you check in, you promptly forget where it is and keep yelling at people to tear down walls to find it.
Oh that's quality.
I'd stay in the Ronald Reagan room based on that description alone.
I couldn't decide between that one and:
The Ronald Reagan Room - You're not sure why, but you are insanely happy to be spending a fortune to stay in a room with absolutely nothing in it. In fact, you'd probably stay there twice!
Richard Nixon Room: First to include China?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Well, Dave, I thought it was funny.
That's gotta count for somethin'.
Absolutely. And, thanks for the link. Don't think I rate, really, but thanks.
It was funny, Dave. Remember, the rule of comedy is that only 1 out of 100 is funny, that means we all have 99 to get through before that golden child presents itself.
The Idi Amine Room: Comes with a free dinner.
The Tony Blair Room: It looks young, fresh and hip until you realize it's little more than a closet in the George W. Bush Room.
The Gerald Ford Room: You really wanted to stay in The Richard Nixon Room, but it wasn't available, so this'll have to do for a couple of nights.
The Vladimir Putin Room: The brochure claimed it had big, open spaces, but you can't help feeling you're being watched and it's hard to sleep because of all the saber rattling.
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