"It's Like a Peach."

It's official. They've gone and thought of everything.

Best. Valentine's Day Gift. Ever. (If the idea of women enjoying themselves with battery-operated machinery is offensive, then go away.)


I have a funny story about headphones and love toys. But that's another post for another time.

Fine. I'll settle for chocolate and dying flowers. Just don't take me to one of these restaurants for dinner.

h/t Robin and Michelle