Oh Sweet Baby Jesus - I Drove Through Texas This Past Summer
Could've been busted. In a big way.
My mother is already so proud.
Here are some fun and offensive subjects, for your Valentine's Day viewing...
God I miss Molly Ivins.
h/t QuakerJono is the Bomb
posted by kate @ 9:17 PM
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6 Comments:
Ok, that was good, really good! Now, I'm seeing why Bush had to leave, no dildo's allowed in Texas, there you have it (we never use the term, "your" dildo, that implies ownership, we have to say "A" dildo)
Funny stuff. Some states just beg you to lie. From "educational devices" to Florida's requirement that you sign a statement that you're going to use the fire-crackers you just purchased from some Bubba with three teeth for "rodent control".
Not a very good sentence. Er, the firecrackers would be for rodent control; The three teeth, presumably, would not.
And Molly Ivins missed God.
Molly Ivins (1944-2007) - RIH
RIH = Rest In Hell, I assume?
Charming.
You're a funny guy, Superdave.
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