Tuesday, March 18, 2008

FYI

In retrospect, maybe it's not wise for a woman to walk up to a man with a distressed look on her face and say solemnly,

"Bad news, babe. The rabbit died."

Poor guy is likely to stroke out thinking you mean this -


When in fact you mean an entirely different kind of rabbit.

The kind that takes three AA batteries and still won't work. No matter how many times you pound it against the headboard.

Upside: A new toy costs less than a new baby.
Downside: He will not find this amusing. Not for a few days anyway.

6 Comments:

At 3/18/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was some mention of the march hare on a previous post.

have you ever tried two rabbits at a time?

nothing like having neighbors at the front door and the back door at the same time - the door bell rings off the wall.

 
At 3/18/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like needing machinery because you can't get off with your husband.

 
At 3/18/2008, Blogger kate said...

Wow - such hate. Never heard of couples playing around with toys together? Poor poor you.

Glad I'm not married to someone so insecure.

 
At 3/18/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Can't tell the difference between hate and sarcasm. Poor poor you.

 
At 3/18/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, do you use the rabbit in the front while he's up the backside, or vice versa?

 
At 3/19/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. No answer. If you didn't want to talk about this, then why did you bring it up in the first place?

 

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