Holy Smoke

Mom returned recently from Medjugorje. She endured a good deal of ribbing from Husband with her usual good-natured laugh.

Good thing. A real fanatic would've killed him.

Him: Did you have a good time?

Her: It's not about having a good time. It's about a spiritual journey you have to feel with an open heart and an open mind.

Him: Did you take any pictures?

Her: I took a few, but it's impossible to capture the spirit of the place on film. You really have to feel it. I didn't want to miss a single feeling so I just absorbed everything instead of worrying about pictures.

Him: Couldn't figure out the new camera, huh? Well, did you at least pick me up a shirt or something? How about the one that says, "I Opened My Heart and Mind and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." I could always use one of them.