Let it Snow
An email exchange yesterday...
To:Husband
From:Catherine
Subject: Look Outside
It's snowing. Sideways. My perfectly adorable car is in the garage because I think it's important for the sake of the environment and my waistline to walk. Doesn't seem so important now, though.
Wanna leave work early and pick me up?
I'm kidding.
Not really.
To: Catherine
From: Husband
Subject: Snow looks lovely in your hair
I can do that if you'd like.
To: Husband
From: Catherine
Subject: Chivalry Is Dead
Nah. I can walk in this weather.
It matches my soul.
To: Catherine
From: Husband
Subject: So Is Feminism
Ummm..you now have a soul?
And so I walked home. A fire truck pulled over and two firefighters asked me if I wanted a lift. Hot. Firemen. Fantasy come true. But I said no. Cause I've got my pride. And a wedding ring.
Snow hit me from all sides. I kept mumbling, "It's April. It's April. It's April."
If it snows today, I'm leaving the ring at home.
posted by kate @ 9:33 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
See, now, that's what marriage is about: dismissing each other with tenderness and wit. With Tina and me it would have been:
Tina: Walk to work? Be serious.
SD: Well, you know, I thought instead of that Odessa Cake diet that you've got us on...
Tina: Don't be stupid, and here, wash the dog before you pick up the milk on the way to take out the garbage.
SD: ...not listening...
Tina: I hate you.
SD: Yeah, you, too. So, what's for dinner?
PRESIDENT JOHN MCCAIN
Anon 10:30
Your a douche bag.
Anon 6:54 AM
Fuck off and die, asswipe.
And it's "you're" not "your." If you're going to try and insult someone, at least try to use proper spelling, otherwise you look really, really stupid.
Post a Comment
<< Home