"It Says PG!"

I did it again. Chose a movie I remembered as quality family entertainment only to be, as Youngest puts it, "misunderstaken."

This past weekend's DVD enjoyment? John Candy's The Great Outdoors. Still funny. We all laughed at the bear's bare ass. What a hoot.

There's also that scene where a younger Annette Bening complains she hasn't slept with her husband in months. Yeah. Seems her only outlet for sexual enjoyment is leaning against the dryer during the spin cycle.

And then there's that part where the entire family, including kids, talk about blowing this or that "out your ass."

As if the nosepickers at school aren't teaching the boys enough, they have to hear it at home, too.

Then there's this scene.



On Monday morning, I asked the boys what they liked best about the weekend.

"Flag football," they said. "And learning what hot dogs are made of, Mommy. Can't wait to tell Grandpa."