Saturday, May 10, 2008

Why Gay Porn is Better Than Another Tour of Duty in Iraq


A male, heterosexual member of our military would rather drop trou on film with another man than go back to Iraq. Here's why.

Let's examine the benefits of both:

Gay porn:
You make a new friend
It is only one night
The per hour pay is better
You get to put actor on your resume

Iraq:
None


So there you have it.

h/t Becky

7 Comments:

At 5/10/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My son swears if there is a draft, he will come on the first guy he reports to.

 
At 5/10/2008, Blogger Jeff said...

Wow. I might need a Mentos after that one.

Taking a Kate break for a couple days. This post left me winded...

 
At 5/11/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff, I bet if it were two girls kissing you would have begged for more. :)

 
At 5/11/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when do we get to see the pictures of kate and her female lovers getting it on?

 
At 5/11/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

meh. no links. So disappointing.

 
At 5/12/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good question, 10:05....after all, it's not like there's anything wrong with it...so what does she have to hide?

 
At 5/14/2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still no pictures of you and your lesbian lovers together.......why not? After all, there's nothing wrong with it, so why not show it off? You're not ashamed of it, are you?

 

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